Ok heres a quick disclaimer.
YOU WILL NOT WIN. ITS ALMOST GOD DAM IMPOSSIBLE.
Ok so basically theres four buttons, yes you guessed it Q,W,O,P. Q & W control this fucking abominations Thighs and O & P control his god dam calves.
First of all the calves dont even move, it just makes him to some weird break dancing shit move.
He looks like a god dam cocoa puff having a heart attack. Seriously......whatever check it out HERE and make sure to tell me how far you got!!